Thursday, February 5, 2009

Who is Tiffany Mandrake? FAQ

Q. Who is Tiffany Mandrake?

A. That would be me, author of the Little Horrors series.

Q. What's your real name?

A. Tiffany Mandrake.

Q. Who named you that?

A. I did.

Q. Why?

A. 'cos I liked it. Tiffany means lots of things, mostly swish and pretty. Mandrake is a nice sinister plant. It yells when you dig it up. It also puts me in the middle of the alphabet. I like that.

Q. How old are you?

A. Permanently 37.

Q. Are you married?

A. I doubt it. It's not that no man would have me, but I'd have no man.

Q. Do you have a cat?

A. Yes. Her name is Speedwell, and she's a sphinx cat.

Q. What colour is your hair?

A. Brown.

Q. Where do you live?

A. In a creepy cosy cottage in the grounds of Hags' Abademy.

Q. Do you have a web page?

A. I'm about to move into an annex. That is, I plan to freeload on a distant relative's page. I haven't told her yet.

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